April 7, 2008

March 26, 2008

Two of my posts that I just put up in the last 2 days, have dissappeared. Not impressed to say the least. But, I guess I will have to repost them. I know, I need a life.

March 13, 2008

Well, the B*tch finally had her kittens last night.. She waited till we were all home to have them. Snowball did really well, she was an awesome cat and seems to be an awesome Mother. The kittens are doing well. The girls are ready to name them but have not come up with good temporary names yet.

I will try to get some more photos of them later. They will be looking for new homes in about 6-8 weeks!

  A couple of weeks ago I was driving my students home on the school bus. While I was driving I noticed 2 of my students getting a little cozy. I didn’t say anything to them, but however mentioned to the bus monitor what was going on. The bus monitor had a chat with them, ending the so called Spring Fever on the bus. The male student on the bus has a younger brother that rides the bus as well, he sits at the front of the bus. While driving the kids home last week, the younger brother is chatting with his friends. He knows the scoop with what is going on with big brother. So, he is telling his friends everything! All I hear from the 7 year old brother is “I don’t know if I am ready for a sister in law yet! Oh my gosh, I don’t think I can handle this!“

February 29, 2008

February 14, 2008

 YOU ARE MY LOVER

YOU ARE MY HEART

YOU ARE MY SOUL

YOU MAKE ME HAPPY

YOU MAKE ME LOVE

YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND

FROM THE WHOLE OF MY HEART

YOU HAVE ME FOREVER

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

I LOVE YOU

MONTE

*This is the lovely poem my husband left me this morning. Hand written on a sheet of paper. I love you too!*

January 28, 2008

  Brrrrrrr… The school bus started… It has been running for over an hour now… I believe it is -33 outside right now and the windchill keeps jumping up and down between -40 and -50… Hubby is taking the girls to school this morning, seeing as they walk to school everyday… I will pick them up early from school so they don’t have to go out in the elements. Apparently it is not going to warm up here for a few days.

Stay Warm!

January 9, 2008

   I was out today with my wench, we went out for a girls morning out meaning No Kids of any sort except us. We went to Perkins for some yummy breakfast, much needed. While we were leaving, she had to show me her new cell phone charm that she just got from eBay. The charm was 2 cherries. It was cute, but also reminded me of something that happened about 12 years ago.

  I was out driving with a friend of mine, just recently had I gotten my learners license. I had somehow managed talking him into letting me drive the truck. Well, we were both smoking cigarettes. We were stopped at a red light behind a few other vehicles, I had flicked some of the ashes off the end of my ciggy and proceeded to smoke. No sooner than a few seconds later, I felt something burning on my legs. We figured out really quickly that it was the hot ash from my ciggy. I am trying to get this hot ash out from between my legs while sitting at a red light, my foot on the brake. Oops! Bang! Somehow my foot came off the break and the truck rolled into the vehicle in front of me. Oh Shit!! I parked the truck, my friend and I both get out to talk to the other driver. I was totally panicked. What else should come out of my mouth but,

 ”I am really really sorry sir, but I lost my cherry down there between my legs!”

OMG!

I just realized what I had said. The driver I just hit with the truck was a little red in the face and then started to laugh.

He said “I am not gonna touch that one with a 10 foot pole!”.

The words came out of from my mouth so innocently and quick. We all laughed, checked out his vehicle. Thank goodness he let scratch go. I think I made his day!

So, Don’t ever drive while smoking! Unless you want to lose your cherry!

January 7, 2008

  My white cat is now a dirty white cat a slut mind you. My 6 year old is home from school today sick. First day back to school and you think this Mama could catch a break, Not. Well, we have been keeping our very in heat horny cat in the house for the last few days. She managed to escape while my 6 year old was playing with the back door. I soon forgot about the cat being outside and went on my merry way playing on the computer and talking on the phone for 6 hours to ma wench. Outside for a smoke break I went, no sooner did I remember that the white cat was outside. I glanced around to see if I could spot her and coax her inside, I didn’t find her, but I did find a fat tom cat lounging on my outdoor chair. I ran back in a grabbed the camera so I could snap a photo of this fat cat that was playing with screwing my precious white cat. Gracie did manage to catch her and bring her in, she is not white anymore, she is grey.

  The white cat spent the rest of the afternoon indoors, while Gracie and I went off to work. No sooner were we home that my other 2 girls walked inside the house and Hanna declared “Snowball got out again!”. Oh shit! As I am sitting here typing this I see a shadow of a person on the front deck. I looked outside and who should appear but my husband with a broom. He was trying to coax our cat inside with the broom, needless to say I had to break the news to him that we would soon be grandparents again, 63 days and counting. Hubby turned his head back to see the cats and well, lets just say they were a playing again.

  We just went through the kitten routine for the first time in November. All the kitties found new homes. Thank god! I don’t wanna be that old crazy lady with all the freakin cats! So without further adieu here is our precious Snowball…..

  And here is the Neighbourhood pimp tom cat…..

*Update*

The other precious cat whom just had kittens and have all since found new homes…. Is also in heat and is extremely horny as well.

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~Andy Worhol