June 10, 2008

  I haven’t been in any ‘mode’ except ‘work mode’ the last little bit. So, needless to say I haven’t been here. I actually injured myself driving of all things. Sitting in the seat driving. I was driving another unit and the seat was not the right height. It put my hip out of place and it is all inflamed as well. I did go see the Chiropractor Saturday to get it re-adjusted. Well, he made me cry. I am still in a lot of pain. Mind you this morning when I woke up I felt pretty good for the first time in a couple of weeks. Now this afternoon I can feel the pain coming back. Not good, I did drive 150kms this morning. And I still have another 150kms to drive this afternoon. Anybody have a good hip I can borrow?. I think I will be OK.

  On another note, the girls only have 2 weeks of school left. Then they will be out for the summer. I am home all summer as well. Not sure if I will be working a lot during the summer. The nice thing about my job is I am home when the girls are. Hubby and I bought the girls a swimming pool for passing their grades this year. I am sure we will be living outside if this freakin rain ever stops once school is out. I know, blah blah blah. The girls started swimming lessons a couple of weeks ago. Gracie did not want to at all, but now she is the one counting down the minutes till it is time to leave. Funny how that works.

  Fathers day is Sunday. Anyone else on top of it? The only time I remember is if I am reminded of these things a couple of weeks in advance. I am happy to say, the gift for hubby is on it’s way. I still have to figure out what’s for dinner yet. oops.

  I am off and running again!

May 27, 2008

To Brother Al

Hope you had an awesome party!

April 24, 2008

   My life has been so crazy and no-stop as of late. I feel like I am working 24/7. I get up at 6am, leave at 7am, sometimes I get home at 4pm and other days I get home at midnight. The more I work, the more money I make. Go figure. So, needless to say I have not been around. I do feel like I am losing touch with a few things. Such as housework, that is definitely on the back burner till Saturdays now. I feel like I am losing touch with my friends. I don’t feel like I am losing touch with my family at home as all the free time I have is with them lately, as it should be. I think more so I have kinda lost touch with myself. Not exactly sure how or what or why. But, I do need to get it together there.

  My husband asked me the other day what I wanted to do on Sunday, I’m like I don’t know what do you want to do? He had to remind me it was my birthday, I seriously forgot. I think that is a good thing seeing if I did forget, I would not have gotten any older on the calender. Ah well, it’s another birthday. I don’t feel any older, really I don’t. I just feel tired!

March 13, 2008

  A couple of weeks ago I was driving my students home on the school bus. While I was driving I noticed 2 of my students getting a little cozy. I didn’t say anything to them, but however mentioned to the bus monitor what was going on. The bus monitor had a chat with them, ending the so called Spring Fever on the bus. The male student on the bus has a younger brother that rides the bus as well, he sits at the front of the bus. While driving the kids home last week, the younger brother is chatting with his friends. He knows the scoop with what is going on with big brother. So, he is telling his friends everything! All I hear from the 7 year old brother is “I don’t know if I am ready for a sister in law yet! Oh my gosh, I don’t think I can handle this!“

January 9, 2008

   I was out today with my wench, we went out for a girls morning out meaning No Kids of any sort except us. We went to Perkins for some yummy breakfast, much needed. While we were leaving, she had to show me her new cell phone charm that she just got from eBay. The charm was 2 cherries. It was cute, but also reminded me of something that happened about 12 years ago.

  I was out driving with a friend of mine, just recently had I gotten my learners license. I had somehow managed talking him into letting me drive the truck. Well, we were both smoking cigarettes. We were stopped at a red light behind a few other vehicles, I had flicked some of the ashes off the end of my ciggy and proceeded to smoke. No sooner than a few seconds later, I felt something burning on my legs. We figured out really quickly that it was the hot ash from my ciggy. I am trying to get this hot ash out from between my legs while sitting at a red light, my foot on the brake. Oops! Bang! Somehow my foot came off the break and the truck rolled into the vehicle in front of me. Oh Shit!! I parked the truck, my friend and I both get out to talk to the other driver. I was totally panicked. What else should come out of my mouth but,

 ”I am really really sorry sir, but I lost my cherry down there between my legs!”

OMG!

I just realized what I had said. The driver I just hit with the truck was a little red in the face and then started to laugh.

He said “I am not gonna touch that one with a 10 foot pole!”.

The words came out of from my mouth so innocently and quick. We all laughed, checked out his vehicle. Thank goodness he let scratch go. I think I made his day!

So, Don’t ever drive while smoking! Unless you want to lose your cherry!

January 7, 2008

  My white cat is now a dirty white cat a slut mind you. My 6 year old is home from school today sick. First day back to school and you think this Mama could catch a break, Not. Well, we have been keeping our very in heat horny cat in the house for the last few days. She managed to escape while my 6 year old was playing with the back door. I soon forgot about the cat being outside and went on my merry way playing on the computer and talking on the phone for 6 hours to ma wench. Outside for a smoke break I went, no sooner did I remember that the white cat was outside. I glanced around to see if I could spot her and coax her inside, I didn’t find her, but I did find a fat tom cat lounging on my outdoor chair. I ran back in a grabbed the camera so I could snap a photo of this fat cat that was playing with screwing my precious white cat. Gracie did manage to catch her and bring her in, she is not white anymore, she is grey.

  The white cat spent the rest of the afternoon indoors, while Gracie and I went off to work. No sooner were we home that my other 2 girls walked inside the house and Hanna declared “Snowball got out again!”. Oh shit! As I am sitting here typing this I see a shadow of a person on the front deck. I looked outside and who should appear but my husband with a broom. He was trying to coax our cat inside with the broom, needless to say I had to break the news to him that we would soon be grandparents again, 63 days and counting. Hubby turned his head back to see the cats and well, lets just say they were a playing again.

  We just went through the kitten routine for the first time in November. All the kitties found new homes. Thank god! I don’t wanna be that old crazy lady with all the freakin cats! So without further adieu here is our precious Snowball…..

  And here is the Neighbourhood pimp tom cat…..

*Update*

The other precious cat whom just had kittens and have all since found new homes…. Is also in heat and is extremely horny as well.

December 3, 2007

November 11, 2007

Well here we go…. The hits I get on my website via Google or other search engines. Gotta love those search engines!

Naked Sex

Ok, you have to be mostly naked for sex. What other way would you like to have your sex? Sure I like sex, but the only way I will be naked for it is with my husband! Got it? Ok, lets move on!

Sex Wench

I didn’t know there was such a thing as “Sex Wenches”, I know there are serving wenches. I may call myself a wench, I may like sex. But, your not getting any from me. Sorry! Look somewhere else!

Naked Goddess

I may be a Goddess. Unfortunately, this is NOT a sex site. As I said earlier, my husband is the only one I will be naked for! Let’s hope this helps you out a little!

Naked Sex Goddess

Ok, you guys (gals) are really thrilling me here. I really feel special tonight. Naked Sex Goddess, and you hit my site. Wow! Bada Ba Ba Bah, I’m lovin it!

Naked Newfies

Ok, this throws me off a little. I may be naked at times, but I ain’t no Newfie. God love em! My other Wench is a Newfie. You might wanna look her up… But, I doubt she will be a Naked Newfie for ya!

Goddess Naked

Well, isn’t that just like “Naked Goddess”? See above.

Use Wench.com

So, you wanna use this wench? Lemme think about it and get back to you!

Angie Naked

I don’t think you wanna take that chance!

Unknown

I really don’t want to know you either!

November 10, 2007

October 16, 2007

I figured I would give you all an updated picture of myself, seeing as how the other is just too old! I have to show off my beauty somewhere, why not with all of you lurkers. Hopefully this might make you feel a little more comfortable with leaving a comment. I love comments! Would love to hear from you!

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